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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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doctopus:

u kiddin me

doctopus:

u kiddin me

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hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.
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