blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(via pizza)

harrygiggle:

for those of us who can’t go to coachella this year [LISTEN HERE]

(via mattheldersofficial)

cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

(via hiddlestonn)

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

(via pizza)

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via thelastdandelion)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(via thelastdandelion)

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

(via pizza)

floozys:

"boys don’t like it when girls-"

(via sarcastic-snowflake)