There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.
Someone take me here please :)
yeah its all nice and artsy until someone lights a candle
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
(via thats-slightly-raven)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(via s-d-educe-me)
Sexual…
the dads laughthe moms face expresion
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
